Oh For Fuck's Sake!

Gratuitous Picture of Benedict Cumberbatch Without a Shirt.

@ailatan

Benedict says, you’re welcome!

talameovee:

I can definitely do that

I LOVE THIS!

Vampire!Sherlock is Haunting Your Nights

utternutter:

bowiecadmium:

@utternutter, @ailatan

Can I join the party too?

Of course, darling!

@utternutter, @ailatan

Can I join the party too?

I just need this to show up on my dash again…

(Source: graculus)

parquepatriciosailatan:

@bowiecadmium

There is always room for more Ben in my life. Bonus John Simm *swoon*

OH HAI!  What was that?  Would I like a man-sandwich?  Oh yes, PLEASE!

@parquepatriciosailatan:

Ben says he’s sorry, your boss is an ass, and he hopes you feel better soon.

_{(gratuitous ben photo is gratuitous because I needed some more ben photos on my dash)}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 

1. Yeah, that’s his real name. Even reading it makes you flushed, doesn’t it? Nobody has a name like Benedict Cumberbatch, because Benedict Cumberbatch is too good to settle for a recycled name. That’s right, it’s a fucking mouthful, and it’s hard to moan that with your legs wrapped around his waist. But that’s okay: you can concentrate on the challenge so you don’t come too soon because you’re fucking Benedict Cumberbatch.
2.  His voice is pure sex. Deep, rich, husky, and oh yeah, he’s English, so he can talk dirty to you and make it sound like fucking Shakespeare. Of course your panties are wet – do you need a cold shower before we go on?
3.  Holy hell, have you seen that body? Benedict Cumberbatch is whipcord lean, and his waist is probably smaller than yours. His hands are more graceful, too – you bet you’d like those long fingers inside of you. And yeah, we know you wanna trace that collarbone and those tendons with your tongue. It’s okay, so do we. Also, did we mention his ass?
4.  Have you seen his face? Look at those goddamn cheekbones! Yeah, you wanna lick them, but watch out, ‘cause you could slice fucking carrots on those. And what about his eyes? Are they green? Blue? Gray? Who knows? All we know is they make panties drop at fifty yards.
5.  There’s nothing sexier than confidence, and Benedict Cumberbatch has got it in spades. This GQMF wears sequined silver shoes on the red carpet. The man’s not afraid to get ugly for a role, or to dress up like a girl – and look hotter than you doing it. Feel free to go to your bunk – you’re released. We need some alone time, too.

  {submission}

fuckyeahsherlock:

ovarycat:

devina:

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 I LITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(THAT’S WHAT A SCREAM LOOKS LIKE, TYPED OUT. IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW.)

 MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.

First thought on seeing this photo: ;fOSHDhzalghaksjrbo;fdaiu (which is incoherent I want to fuck that man thoughts)

Second thought on seeing this photo: someone needs to iron Andrew Scott’s pants

Third thought on seeing this photo: why the fuck am I worrying about the wrinkles in Andrew Scott’s pants when there is mancandy next to him?

Fourth thought on seeing this photo: I couldn’t give a shit about ironing anyway.

parquepatriciosailatan:

I knew he was a smoker!

@parquepatriciosailatan: I think smoking is a disgusting habit even though I occasionally smoke when I’m drunk so I try not to be too judg-y of other people. However, this picture really makes it look sexy.  In fact, don’t let Phillip Morris read this post because then their advertising department will just post this picture around all the time and they’ll have 20 million fangirls pick up the habit.

GPOBC

(Source: riverpond)

fuckyeahsherlock:

unbrokensky:

curlybeach:

ameliacharlottealice:

laserscrewdriver:

sherlocksexualfrustrationblog:

jetaimerai:

supernova-simplicity: sonhoedesrazao: ladytrev: lauralass: adorable-me: (via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

OH MY GOD

i died

AHAHAHASJDFHASLKJFHAS JUSTIN IS ANDERSON

MORIARTY = GASTON. EVERYTHING MAKES MORE SENSE.

DEAD. FOREVER. ♥♥♥♥

HAHAHAHA OMG BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER.

 GASTON.  GAASSSSTTTOOOOONNNNN.