Oh For Fuck's Sake!

New Life Goal:

Become a urologist and when a guy comes in and asks for Viagra, tell him sorry, no can do, he’ll need a permissions slip from his wife, proof that he’s only using to have sex inside of his (hetero-ONLY!)marriage, and for baby-making purposes only. Also, he’ll need an invasive exam and I’ll need to fully describe how he will die if he has an erection lasting longer than four hours.

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Feminist. Radically Pro-Choice. Obsessed with Words. Brat. Girl-lover. I might know you from Jezebel.

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