Oh For Fuck's Sake!

You know, I’m like, “meh, whatever” when I get smoked by the hipsters on their single-gears during my morning commute.  But it’s just insulting when the old dude does it. 

You know you work on a college campus when there are a two groups of people outside your window shouting at each other and shooting each other with nerf guns.

I had this brilliant idea to modify men’s shirts into a woman’s cut.  Like superhero shirts and graphic shirts from Target that we all wish came in women’s sizes.  Then I’d sell them on Etsy.

Someone else has probably already thought of this and capitalized on it.  But hey, good idea y/y?

jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

There is the [City Name] Women’s Half-Marathon every August here in town, and I’m kinda sorta interested in maybe training and running it (not this August, I’m too busy with horses) one of these days, but I’m gotta say, I’m pretty turned off by the fact that they call all the family-oriented fun runs and events that go on during the race “Dad’s” and “Daddy’s” or some iteration of male co-parent.  It’s 2013 and we’re in an extremely liberal city on the Left Coast.  Really, you’re gonna call it the Dads & Tots 1k Trot?  I’m sure there are plenty of women, and plenty of women with kids who don’t have female partners, calling it “Dad” is just so… exclusionary.

averypotterurl:

neildegrassetyson:

Who is the most attractive US president of all time?

It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln 

THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS

IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES

#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’

lostinhistory:

commander-butts:

commander-butts:

I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

The people of Westoros really do have an unfortunate tendency to grope their siblings.

The truly amazing thing about this is that I’m not sure which “blonde chick” he’s referring to.  Because there is more than one brother-sister relationship that fits that description.

I will say this about still being That Horse Girl - it’s about the same price as a really good therapist and does the job better for me.

mssswitch:

jadelyn:

underhuntressmoon:

rococoms:

relright:

colfersaurusrex:

I think everyone knew a weird girl obsessed with horses when you were growing up

if you didn’t know a horse girl

you probably were the horse girl

It’s frightening how true this is.

I totally was the horse girl

Proud former horse girl here as well!

yup I was the horse girl

I still am that horse girl.  

(Source: rexuality)