Oh For Fuck's Sake!

 
My little punk rocker.

My little punk rocker.

 

notnadia:

That’s the show

That’s it

(Source: spookiceps)

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(Source: thranduile)

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New low or new high? (Yes, that’s a bowl of whipped cream).

New low or new high? (Yes, that’s a bowl of whipped cream).

 

No, but for real.  I’m on my macbook at home remote-ing in to my PC work computer.  How the fuck to I right click?

 
Walter and the Red Pillow: A Love Story.

Walter and the Red Pillow: A Love Story.

 

All right.  I have a million large projects going on and my careful organizing in Outlook, Google Docs, my desktop, and my actual physical notebook has failed.  And I’m fairly good at actually organizing this shit.  

What do you guys use for organizing things all in one place?  I need to be able to organize my emails, documents (in multiple formats), notes, task lists, reminders, and calendar by project.  What do you suggest?

 
jellynotjam:

"I’m gettin’ real sick of you bitches laughing at me all the time."

jellynotjam:

"I’m gettin’ real sick of you bitches laughing at me all the time."

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Get off my lawn.

Get off my lawn.

 

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jellynotjam:

Seriously. This kid’s faces are the best faces.

Laughing at my kid since 2014.

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Being from the Pacific Northwest where business professional means washing your NorthFace gear after Sunday’s hike before Monday’s meeting instead of just scraping the mud off, I very rarely wear makeup to work. 

Right now I’m the lead on a huge project where we’re bringing in outside vendors for Content Management systems so I’ve been doing my makeup and dressing up a little bit to be taken more seriously as a barely 30 professional not shitshow. 

I’m quite proud of today’s efforts. This is a lot of makeup for me, yo. And like the 2nd time I’ve worn eyeliner in 2014. I don’t think I fucked it up - right?

Being from the Pacific Northwest where business professional means washing your NorthFace gear after Sunday’s hike before Monday’s meeting instead of just scraping the mud off, I very rarely wear makeup to work.

Right now I’m the lead on a huge project where we’re bringing in outside vendors for Content Management systems so I’ve been doing my makeup and dressing up a little bit to be taken more seriously as a barely 30 professional not shitshow.

I’m quite proud of today’s efforts. This is a lot of makeup for me, yo. And like the 2nd time I’ve worn eyeliner in 2014. I don’t think I fucked it up - right?

 

I find it veeeeery interesting that the wal*mart ad insert in our newspaper is 100% baby and kids items. We’ve never shopped at wal*mart. Who has been selling our spending/shopping data to them? Visa?

 

In order to make bathroom cleaning more entertaining I like to pretend that I am a crime scene cleaner. You know, who come in after the police are done processing the scene and make the house liveable again?

::snaps on rubber gloves::

"Hmmmm…what do we have here? Blood spatter all over the counter tops? A dissolved body in the bathtub? Not a problem! I can handle this!"

I like to refer to this as having an “active imagination”.

 

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