Oh For Fuck's Sake!

So it’s one of our first really gorgeous spring days today, mid-60’s, sunny, beautiful crisp air, green and gorgeous.  And Oregonians are sooooooooooo confused right now.  We’re blinking and stumbling around saying, “omg, what is that ball of fire in the sky?”  Half of us are still wearing our winter clothes because only fools and easterners try to predict the weather in Oregon and we’re convinced it’s gonna rain any moment now and the other half are dressed the the most summery of summer outfits.  Spring is really rough on us - we never quite now how to behave.

 

So I have my “mysterious lump in a suspicious place” doctor’s appointment today.  With the same doctor that saw my leg and got me all the expedited referrals to the orthopedic surgeon and got me into PT ASAP after it got smashed by a horse.  Anyway, I’m excited to show her my leg and how I still don’t have feeling, have a permanent hoof mark on it, and there is STILL stuff left over from the injury that hasn’t finished breaking down leaving me with a dent in my calf.  I’d show y’all, but I haven’t shaved my legs in months.

 

Thoughts I had while eating a cheesecake that didn’t have a gluten free crust:

(Note, I dug the innards out and didn’t touch the crust)

OMG, this is so good!
Oh, it’s just a little crumb.
I didn’t even have a bad reaction last time I ate contaminated food.
I’ll be fiiiiiiine
Oh. The rest of this isn’t that good.
Oh it’s kinda lumpy and has curds.
Eh, that wasn’t reeeeeally a crumb.
Dude. This isn’t even going to be worth it.

Two hours later:
Oh my god I want to die.
I hate everything
Make it stop.
I regret my choices.
It wasn’t even good cheesecake.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 
I was a pretty cute kid.

I was a pretty cute kid.

 

Hating the gays in the privacy of your own home is one thing.  Partaking in a political campaign that seeks to change the constitution of a state in order to explicitly deny a right to a specific group of people who already enjoy that right because of that private hate is another thing entirely. 

 

shower sex

dutchster:

expectations:

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reality:

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insomnilepsy:

itswalky:

just when you think it can’t get any better suddenly it does

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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Let’s be honest, as delicious as they are, bagels are really just cream cheese delivery mechanisms.

 
Personally, I really loved the finale. I think it’s incredibly admirable how Agent Maria Hill is so dedicated to her job that she’s willing to put up with being constantly creeped on by a guy who will not accept that this relationship is never happening even after nearly two decades, all to keep an eye on the reformed Willow Rosenburg and that shifty Dr. Horrible fellow. It was a shame how her junior agent couldn’t take it anymore and had to fake her own death so she could be reassigned, but can you blame her for getting out of that hot mess as soon as possible?

madcapjest on the How I Met Your Mother finale (via nanceoir)

i think someone just resolved the himym finale

(via wolfsanatomy)

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vomitingthoughtsandglitter:

fawnv:

A sad story at Target.

Every. Single. Time.

We were talking with our checker one time about this and she said her favorite was the family that came in to get cold soda on a hot summer day and left with a pool…

vomitingthoughtsandglitter:

fawnv:

A sad story at Target.

Every. Single. Time.

We were talking with our checker one time about this and she said her favorite was the family that came in to get cold soda on a hot summer day and left with a pool…

This post was reblogged from The Crimson Petal.

 

Hello 1am, we meet again…

 

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