Oh For Fuck's Sake!

Nachos don’t make good leftovers and I feel personally victimized by this fact.

 
Don’t walk into a bunch of stinging nettle, kiddos. Both thighs, shins, arms, and hands. Those are welts.

Don’t walk into a bunch of stinging nettle, kiddos. Both thighs, shins, arms, and hands. Those are welts.

 

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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jellynotjam:

So. tired. Being a cat is utterly exhausting sometimes.

jellynotjam:

So. tired. Being a cat is utterly exhausting sometimes.

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jellynotjam:

We went for a drive this evening. :)

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It may seem like I’m all calm, cool, and collected about this new baby coming this, but the night before last I had multiple dreams/nightmares about my baby not breathing, strangers realizing that, and then resuscitating my baby for me before giving him back and telling me to be more careful, that I have to do things like notice when he’s not breathing.

 

I don’t understand people who say, “I have gay friends, but [something homophobic].” Here’s a note from an actual queer person: those gay people aren’t your friends. They may be nice and friendly to your face because they are genuinely nice and friendly individuals, but I promise you - they hate your guts and in private have no problem saying so.

 

(Source: gazzymouse)

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bowiecadmium:

Quiz time! What are these mystery gummy shapes?

jellynotjam said: Is this a trick question?
ipsadixit said: red dick, yellow dick, green dicki
bricksandmortarandchewinggum said: dicks
proustianrecall said: Swedish fish?
nijimei said: lead pipe, candlestick, dagger
You might think they are dicks if you have a dirty mind, but I will have you know that they most certainly are not dicks they are green scissors, a yellow hammer, and a red hockey stick!

bowiecadmium:

Quiz time! What are these mystery gummy shapes?

  1. jellynotjam said: Is this a trick question?
  2. ipsadixit said: red dick, yellow dick, green dicki
  3. bricksandmortarandchewinggum said: dicks
  4. proustianrecall said: Swedish fish?
  5. nijimei said: lead pipe, candlestick, dagger

You might think they are dicks if you have a dirty mind, but I will have you know that they most certainly are not dicks they are green scissors, a yellow hammer, and a red hockey stick!

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Quiz time! What are these mystery gummy shapes?

Quiz time! What are these mystery gummy shapes?

 
A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be might, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction… . American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions… . This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience… .Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications… . In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

— January 17, 1961, President Dwight Eisenhower

 
jellynotjam:

They ARE as tasty as they look! Two thumbs up.

jellynotjam:

They ARE as tasty as they look! Two thumbs up.

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Don’t mind if I do.

 

jellynotjam:

The sky put on a lovely show this evening.

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