Oh For Fuck's Sake!

Get off my lawn.

Get off my lawn.

 

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jellynotjam:

Seriously. This kid’s faces are the best faces.

Laughing at my kid since 2014.

This post was reblogged from Radially Symmetrical.

 
Being from the Pacific Northwest where business professional means washing your NorthFace gear after Sunday’s hike before Monday’s meeting instead of just scraping the mud off, I very rarely wear makeup to work. 

Right now I’m the lead on a huge project where we’re bringing in outside vendors for Content Management systems so I’ve been doing my makeup and dressing up a little bit to be taken more seriously as a barely 30 professional not shitshow. 

I’m quite proud of today’s efforts. This is a lot of makeup for me, yo. And like the 2nd time I’ve worn eyeliner in 2014. I don’t think I fucked it up - right?

Being from the Pacific Northwest where business professional means washing your NorthFace gear after Sunday’s hike before Monday’s meeting instead of just scraping the mud off, I very rarely wear makeup to work.

Right now I’m the lead on a huge project where we’re bringing in outside vendors for Content Management systems so I’ve been doing my makeup and dressing up a little bit to be taken more seriously as a barely 30 professional not shitshow.

I’m quite proud of today’s efforts. This is a lot of makeup for me, yo. And like the 2nd time I’ve worn eyeliner in 2014. I don’t think I fucked it up - right?

 

I find it veeeeery interesting that the wal*mart ad insert in our newspaper is 100% baby and kids items. We’ve never shopped at wal*mart. Who has been selling our spending/shopping data to them? Visa?

 

In order to make bathroom cleaning more entertaining I like to pretend that I am a crime scene cleaner. You know, who come in after the police are done processing the scene and make the house liveable again?

::snaps on rubber gloves::

"Hmmmm…what do we have here? Blood spatter all over the counter tops? A dissolved body in the bathtub? Not a problem! I can handle this!"

I like to refer to this as having an “active imagination”.

 

This kid’s faces fucking crack me up.

 
ireallyshouldbedrawing:

Just wanna congratulate the awesome ColebaltBlue (sshh it’s Bowiecadmium on tumblr) and Partner (um hi, Jellynotjam!) for their NEWEST and TINIEST and MOST PRECIOUS addition to their family, Baby D!
My best wishes are with you guys, congratulations!

So lovely! And you’ve perfectly captured our little family! Thank you so much! JellyNotJam and I love it!!!!

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

Just wanna congratulate the awesome ColebaltBlue (sshh it’s Bowiecadmium on tumblr) and Partner (um hi, Jellynotjam!) for their NEWEST and TINIEST and MOST PRECIOUS addition to their family, Baby D!

My best wishes are with you guys, congratulations!

So lovely! And you’ve perfectly captured our little family! Thank you so much! JellyNotJam and I love it!!!!

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His levels have stabilized. We’re in the clear!

 

They want yet another blood draw. 5th one in 7 days.

The 1st one took 3 sticks to get.

So that’ll be 8 times they stuck him in his little heel and drew blood.

 

la-animaux:

kiss-distinctly-american:

markdoesstuff:

wolvensnothere:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what a time to be alive

ATTN sarahluz

love this

(Source: mj-scully)

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We were told we could go home early evening. We need to keep up the blue light therapy until Tuesday.

We were told we could go home early evening. We need to keep up the blue light therapy until Tuesday.

 
jellynotjam:

Baby’s first (and hopefully only) echocardiogram.

jellynotjam:

Baby’s first (and hopefully only) echocardiogram.

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Our hospital room with our little glow worm. That’s our view, which is nice, but who wants to be here? Hopefully it’s just for tonight.

 

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