Oh For Fuck's Sake!

A Q&A with buruuberu

buruuberu: But consider the following: stucky pirate AU (with Bucky obviously being the pirate and maybe Steve being part of the Royal Navy who gets captured by Bucky's crew? Or they were childhood friends who grew up in the orphanage together and then went separate ways but reunite on Bucky's ship? Laughs this is beginning to remind me of Dreamworks's Sinbad... Sorry if it's weird; I just felt compelled to share this with you :'D)
 
bowiecadmium:

boopboopbi:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I WOULD DO VERY QUESTIONABLE THINGS FOR THIS FIC!

Because Bucky and Steve were raised together but Bucky was adopted because no one wanted sickly little Steve and that was the last time they saw each other for fifteen years. Only Bucky’s adopted parents were killed by pirates 10.7 seconds later and he grew up on a pirate ship first as a cabin boy and then working his way up the ranks until the ship is his and he has a motley crew of idiots and assassins to his name : -

Quater Master!Natasha who punches bad luck in the face when it dares tell her women don’t belong at sea and who technically runs the ship just don’t tell Bucky or he might pout.

Sailing Master!Clint who has only ever got them lost once and that doesn’t count because everyone was drunk okay can we please stop talking about it already…

Boatswain!Tony who keeps making adjustments to the ship without telling anyone (read Bucky) and there starts the story of how Clint had to adopt a scowl and heavy eyeliner and pretend to be their Captain because Tony might or might not have accidentally locked him in the brig…

Carpenter/Surgeon!Bruce - what do you mean ‘am I qualified?’ Do you really want to question my professional integrity right before I drill a hole in your head…?

Master Gunner!Thor shalala BOOM yeah…

And then they encounter the Naval ship sent to hunt them down and Quarter Master Steve has been studying this ship for years and he knows what a threat they represent but when it comes to the battle the Captain doesn’t listen to him and the ship is taken and Steve tries to negotiate the safe release of the rest of the crew and Natasha is just like YO JIMMY, THIS ASSHOLE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU and out he saunters and Steve’s jaw hits the floor because hell, leather and also hello long lost BFF and then there is a lot of sex.

Ahem. I’m not over excited or anything.

If someone doesn’t write me this I might cry.

 

This post was reblogged from All my cries are for Bucky Barnes.

 

jellynotjam:

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ddubyak:

darthstripmaul:

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

There will probably never come a day where I don’t reblog this.

I have a Jayne hat. My mother made it for me.

It’s awesome.

Man walks down the street in that hat….

Ooh, I love when posts I’ve hearted come back around. I’ve most likely reblogged this already as well, but I can’t not. Right? Of course right.

I can’t wait until baby boy is born so that he can wear his Jayne hat!

Thanks to the bestest person EVAR, mistyzeo, our little browncoat-to-be already has his very own Jayne hat!

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This post was reblogged from Radially Symmetrical.

 
 
jellynotjam:

My wife and I on that day she wrote a post about and I then added to. If you had told me that day that in 5 years we’d be married and living in Oregon with a baby on the way, I would have told you you were certifiably insane.

She’s so pretty.

jellynotjam:

My wife and I on that day she wrote a post about and I then added to. If you had told me that day that in 5 years we’d be married and living in Oregon with a baby on the way, I would have told you you were certifiably insane.

She’s so pretty.

This post was reblogged from Radially Symmetrical.

 

You never want to end a phone conversation with, “well then send the federal auditors to me and I’ll explain it to them myself.”  But I did.  I just did.

 

You know we read all about these archeologists discovering all these unique burial practices in these ancient settlements and I sit here and wonder - you’re constructing entire civilizations around the assumptions made from a single burial plot where they did something weirdly unique with the body, but what if all you did was uncover a serial killer’s dumping ground? 

"Oh this culture likes to neatly arrange the bones of their dead loved ones."

"No they don’t, Jim Bob The Serial Killer did."

 
With no other size reference, I look like a little girl on a pony. In reality, the rider is 5’10” and the horse is 5’8” from the ground to the top of his back.

With no other size reference, I look like a little girl on a pony. In reality, the rider is 5’10” and the horse is 5’8” from the ground to the top of his back.

 

so tracy has this cousin who seems like he’s on this perpetual journey of eat pray love except its more like, eat other people’s food, pray to your mom to refill your bank account, and love everyone you freeload off of.

so anyway, he calls, long european trip of self-discovery, blah, blah, blah, can I come stay a night or two with you in September when it’s all done?
we’re like… sure?  we have a guest room, bed, etc. you have friends in here in twon, it’s fine, especially if it’s just a night or two, it’s cool.  Btw, we will have a new infant and a small house so really, only a night or two, and just you.
end of story.  right?
so we get a call from her aunt, “I hear [cousin] is staying with you for a few days,”
"uhhh, he said one, maybe two"
"and his friend is coming too?  maybe two friends."
"which he failed to mention…."
"and that they’re getting in at midnight and will just camp in your back yard? and use your bathroom."
….
 
 
nprfreshair:

George Takei became famous for his role in Star Trek as Mr. Sulu, but in the last decade, he’s drawn followers who admire him because of who he is—not just who he has played. The new documentary about his life is called To Be Takei.
He joins Fresh Air to talk about growing up in a Japanese internment camp, avoiding stereotypical roles, and coming out as gay at 68. 
Here he explains why he was closeted for most of his life: 

The thing that affected me in the early part of my career was … there was a very popular box office movie star — blonde, good-looking, good actor — named Tab Hunter. He was in almost every other movie that came out. He was stunningly good-looking and all-American in looks. And then one of the scandals sheets of that time — sort of like The Inquirertoday — exposed him as gay. And suddenly and abruptly, his career came to a stop.That was, to me, chilling and stunning. I was a young no-name actor, aspiring to build this career — and I knew that [if] it were known that I was gay, then there would be no point to my pursuing that career. I desperately and passionately wanted a career as an actor, so I chose to be in the closet. I lived a double life. And that means you always have your guard up. And it’s a very, very difficult and challenging way to live a life.

Photo by Kevin Scanlon via LA Weekly 

nprfreshair:

George Takei became famous for his role in Star Trek as Mr. Sulu, but in the last decade, he’s drawn followers who admire him because of who he is—not just who he has played. The new documentary about his life is called To Be Takei.

He joins Fresh Air to talk about growing up in a Japanese internment camp, avoiding stereotypical roles, and coming out as gay at 68. 

Here he explains why he was closeted for most of his life: 

The thing that affected me in the early part of my career was … there was a very popular box office movie star — blonde, good-looking, good actor — named Tab Hunter. He was in almost every other movie that came out. He was stunningly good-looking and all-American in looks. And then one of the scandals sheets of that time — sort of like The Inquirertoday — exposed him as gay. And suddenly and abruptly, his career came to a stop.

That was, to me, chilling and stunning. I was a young no-name actor, aspiring to build this career — and I knew that [if] it were known that I was gay, then there would be no point to my pursuing that career. I desperately and passionately wanted a career as an actor, so I chose to be in the closet. I lived a double life. And that means you always have your guard up. And it’s a very, very difficult and challenging way to live a life.

Photo by Kevin Scanlon via LA Weekly 

This post was reblogged from NPR.

 

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This post was reblogged from I Shall Knit You A Kingdom.

 
We’ve taken to calling him Doofus.

We’ve taken to calling him Doofus.

 
I’m a lucky girl.

I’m a lucky girl.

 

So I met my wife when my then-girlfriend was visiting and I suggested that a few of us who were x-files fans from the Bay Area who hung out together on LJ go out for pizza.  I had been hoping to meet her for awhile and had even tried, clumsily, in the weeks before to do so. 

The next day I suggested a drive (8 hours) through the woods and my then-girlfriend and I invited her along.

When you drive through the woods for 8 hours there aren’t a lot of bathrooms so naturally we had to stop to pee in the woods.

After 5 years together my wife informed me last night that “the moment” for her was during that drive as I was walking out of the wood just after having taken a roadside piss and she thought to herself, “she’s so pretty.”

Romance.

 
 

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