Oh For Fuck's Sake!

Conversation between my mother and I about my son.

  • Mom: (to him) Has anyone called you the "S" word yet?
  • Me: (to her) Shithead? Yeah. Sometimes twice a day.
  • Mom: (to me) Well, I meant spoiled, but ok...
  • Me: (to her) Oh. Well, that too.
  • Mom: (to me) Shithead also works.
 
 

stephenharred:

Relevant.

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Want a tenure track job?  Marry someone who already has tenure! 

 

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cptsassrogers:

I am willing to bet good money that Bucky taught Steve how to shoot. Sure, Steve knew how to shoot from basics, but I bet Bucky had spent a few slow afternoons between missions showing Steve how to shoot efficiently. How to NEVER hold down the trigger on a semi or fully automatic weapon while trying to take hostiles down. “Damn it, Steve, It’s about precision. PULSE IT. Unless you mean to pin men down, don’t hold down the trigger. It’s horribly inaccurate from the recoil.” I bet Bucky had Steve learn how to assemble guns quickly, how to check for damage, and how to keep his guns in working condition. He taught Steve how to snipe, although Bucky already had a better eye for it than he did.

"Just stick to the shield, punk" Bucky sighed once when Steve couldn’t snipe the target they had set up.

"That’s a mile away, Buck! And it’s moving! No one can make that shot-"

Bam. 

"Got ‘em." Bucky hands the rifle back to Steve, standing up to brush off his coat. “I guess you can’t be great at everything, Stevie.”

"Oh, fuck you.

And the Howling Commandos watching with the biggest grins on their faces because Sarge and Cap bickering was the best form of entertainment they’ve ever seen. 

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If your school uses gmail for mail service, there’s an “undo send” under labs that gives you 30 seconds after you send an email to pull it back and add that note.
No, I meant the note for me!  I have a lot of emails that sit in my inbox because they require a follow-up.  So technically I’m done with them, but I need to hang on to them for another week or two until whatever issue they’re addressing is fully complete.  A flag or a check mark sometimes isn’t enough information for me a week or two later to remember exactly what was going on - so I wish I could attach a sticky note or something to it that would give me a clue later as to whether or not I need to retain the email longer or I can delete it.
 

I wish you could attach notes to emails.  Like when I’m done with it I’d like to be able to attach a little note that said, “spoke with her directly, it will be in the mail tomorrow.”  Because I don’t want to delete it right away, but the little “complete” check mark also doesn’t tell the whole story if I need to follow-up later. 

 
jellynotjam:

Getting neck snuggles from mama. ☺️💕

jellynotjam:

Getting neck snuggles from mama. ☺️💕

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jellynotjam:

Sir, kindly stop it with your perfect little face. 💙

jellynotjam:

Sir, kindly stop it with your perfect little face. 💙

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I can’t open my drafts on tumblr right now because there are drafts of posts I wrote when my dad was still alive about him that I never went back and posted like I meant to.

/feelings

 

torchwood meme - two otps (1/2) jack & ianto

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I’d like to think my entire ensemble was on point today.

I’d like to think my entire ensemble was on point today.

 

Every time I see a candid picture of Sebastian Stan looking like a total goober and then a photoshoot picture of him looking totally hot I feel a little hope for myself.  I always look like a goober in photos, but maybe with professional photographers, makeup people, proper lighting, and designer clothes I too could be hot!

 
Hello? Yes? 1984, this is 2014 calling. How you doin’?

Hello? Yes? 1984, this is 2014 calling. How you doin’?

 

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